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June 13, 2012 11:56 pm

FACT: If a lesbian is trying to court a bisexual woman, she will lay her head on her lap and start purring like a cat.

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If the bisexual chooses her as her mate, she will braid ribbons into the lesbian’s hair, no matter how short. This feat can only be accomplished by bisexual women. This is also why bisexual women always carry ribbon with them at all times.

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    Good to know. Must start carrying ribbon
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